Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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