ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
i out mim tonsoeep
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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