i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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