My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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