I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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