we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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