got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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