Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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