hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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