I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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