Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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