I hate your face
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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