I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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