Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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