Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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