Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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