Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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