The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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