so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
splinters make it hard to masturbate
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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