I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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