so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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