my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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