WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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