at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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