I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
