1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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