I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
