Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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