found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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