i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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