i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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