why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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