I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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