p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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