hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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