There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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