I just made out with a guy for $7.
I want to have your abortion
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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