small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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