i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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