the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
