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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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