we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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