She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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