Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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