He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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