super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
please don't ironically join a cult
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