Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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