she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I cockslap morals
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
