just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Come share oat with me in your robe
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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