Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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